Are you the very model of the modern sorry Valentine?
Your gifts and little sentiments they never can arrive on time?
Well whether you’re a modern lovesick gentleman or lady-o
We surely can assist you with this offer from your radio.
Call us on the telephone it only takes a little time,
We’ll take your contributions of the eleemosynary kind
Forget the silly tie with hearts or pink blouse with big ru-u-ffles
we will send out in your name a box of chocolate tru-u-ffles