Are You the Very Model of a Modern Sorry Valentine?

Jan 31, 2018

Are you the very model of the modern sorry Valentine?
Your gifts and little sentiments they never can arrive on time?
Well whether you’re a modern lovesick gentleman or lady-o
We surely can assist you with this offer from your radio.

Call us on the telephone it only takes a little time,
We’ll take your contributions of the eleemosynary kind
Forget the silly tie with hearts or pink blouse with big ru-u-ffles
we will send out in your name a box of chocolate tru-u-ffles

(we will send out in your name a box of chocolate truffles,
we will send out in your name a box of chocolate truffles,
we will send out in your name a box of chocolate tru-u-ffles)

If you donate one twenty we can send your love a box of them,
Upon your head they’ll surely place the love achievement diadem,
In short you could be known as of the thoughtful and the loving kind,
And not live life derided as a very sorry Valentine.
(In short you could be known as of the thoughtful and the loving kind,
And not live life derided as a very sorry Valentine.)

If your sweetheart lives in Lidgerwood, in Minot, Minto, or Fort Yates,
A box of sweet, sweet truffles can most easily come to their gates,
In Mandan, Zap, or Center, in Beulah, Mohall or Oakwood,
Prairie Public membership and truffles surely would go good!

We can’t forget Mott, Dickinson, Lakota, Lehr or Bottineau,
Wahpeton or Williston, Oakes, Ellendale or Carpio,
Emerado, Bismarck, Fargo, Jamestown, or Montpelier

Prairie Public chocolate will be perfect for your him or her!
(Oh those chocolate truffles will be perfect for your him or her!
Oh those chocolate truffles will be perfect for your him or her!
Oh those chocolate truffles will be perfect for your him or, him or her!

We’ll send chocolate to your mother, or to someone that you think is cute,
In Valley City, Grand Forks, Gackle, Moorhead or in Grassy Butte,
In short in Epping, Hillsboro or anywhere on down the line,
You will not live derided as a very sorry Valentine.
(In short in Epping, Hillsboro or anywhere on down the line,
You will not live derided as a very sorry Valentine)

On your phone just dial the number, from Mayville out to ol’ Glendive
One eight hundred 359 then 4, 1 and then 4, 5,
Pembina to Amidon, from  Enderlin to Battleview,
then prepare your plastic, Visa or a Mastercard will do,

call or grab your key board and click us when you go online,
And we will send the chocolate to your sweet and loving Valentine,
You will help to pay the bills for shows at  Public Radio,

As truffles come to charm the tongue and warm up your dear belle or beau
(Truffles come to charm the tongue and warm up your dear belle or beau
Truffles come to charm the tongue and warm up your dear belle or beau
Truffles come to charm the tongue and warm up your dear belle or belle or beau)

So in BowBells, or Medina, Verona Crete or Casselton,
In Ayr,Voss, Inkster, Pettibone, Alkabo or Richardton,
You’ll help your public radio and that will make you feel so fine
You’ll also be remembered as a very thoughtful Valentine.
(You’ll help your public radio and that will make you feel so fine
You’ll also be remembered as a very thoughtful Valentine).